Monday, 25 March 2013

Audi A4 Cabriolet Roof Stuck - Motor Fault


Hi folks, just wanted to write up about what happened to the Roof Motor of my 2009 Audi A4 Cabriolet. Basically one day when the car was only 3 years old, the roof got stuck while going up. It went up half way and then no further. I put it down and then tried going up again. This time it worked. I put it down as just "one of those things".

A few weeks later it happened again. This time it wouldn't go up no matter what I tried. With the roof fully down, pressing up on the switch only unlocked the roof compartment - no sound from the motor. However various forum posts suggested that the roof needed resetting by raising it using the manual method (using the red key hidden in the dashboard on the driver's side), dropping it manually, then using the power roof operation. That seemed to work.

But a few weeks later it happened once more, and this time the manual reset method made no difference. In desperation I took it to my local Audi Dealer, Harrogate Audi. The diagnosis was a faulty motor, and I was charged 400 quid to have it fixed as it was just out of the 3 year warranty. OUCH.

Anyway, I asked to keep the broken part. Here it is, the electric roof motor , Part Number 8H0 959 755 A.




I noted these odd indents on the rotor.


But more importantly, when I opened the case, bits of broken magnet were loose inside, seemingly chipped off the magnetic surround. Looking inside, here's where they came from.


Now how on earth did that happen?

Anyway, since I wrote this post I've become aware that a company in Harrogate regularly fixes these motors and may be able to save you some dosh instead of giving it all to Audi for a replacement. Check them out: www.autoelectron.co.uk

Monday, 18 February 2013

Nice Burgers

Pack of mince
Whisk 2 eggs.
Add a red onion, coriander, and loads of herbs and spices and ting.
mix it all up, make patties and grill for 15 mins.

Serve with dijon mustard, salad and roasted haloumi for the ultimate boyger!

Chicken and Rice

Chicken Drumsticks and thighs
Marinade in Nandos Spicy marinade for an hour or so
Put in a foil-lined tray in the oven on max whack for 45 mins. DONE

Serve with mexican rice (try bachelors) and salad. NICE.

Spooky stuff to see near Penzance

Madron's Well (and cloutie tree!) : http://people.bath.ac.uk/prsrlp/kernunos/england/madron.htm

Chyauster Ancient Village : http://www.english-heritage.org.uk/daysout/properties/chysauster-ancient-village/

Tuesday, 6 November 2012

TV Code for Humax Foxsat RM-F01 remote with an LG 42LM620T TV

To make the Humax remote control the LG LM620 / LM660 TV:


  • With your LG TV on, hold down the TV button on the remote for 3 seconds until it lights solidly.
  • Type 1663 on the remote keypad
  • The TV should turn off
  • Press OK on the remote
  • Press the power button on the remote to turn the TV back on
That's all folks. The remote is pretty nicely set up for the LG, works way better than it did with my old Sony and Toshiba TVs.


Humax FoxSat PVR RM-F01 Remote OK button stopped working


Did the OK button on your original Humax RM-F01 remote stop working? Mine did - I could tell because the red light on the PVR button stopped flashing unless I really pressed that sucker. Started working intermittently, then conked out altogether. I was loathe to buy a new remote, so decided it was worth a shot taking the old remote apart.

Friends, after removing the batteries I used a sharp knife to carefully prise apart the two halves of the remote along the seam down one side. This is the only way to do it, there are no screws. You will damage the plastic a little in doing this. Like mine, you may break off a couple of the plastic tabs. You have to persevere and go all around the remote to complete this task. However, in doing this I successfully took it apart. Happily the little springs in the battery compartment slide out by themselves so the two halves of the remote aren't connected. Once the back of the remote is off you will see the brown circuit board. Carefully free this from the clips on the front of the remote. I can testify that it bends sufficiently without breaking. The circuit board will come free. The button membrane may come free too - not a problem, it's all in one piece and you can easily refit the buttons through their holes later.

Now locate the circuit board location where the OK button makes contact - on mine it was marked with the number 42. Now here's the crazy bit. You need to clean that location on the circuit board. Use a little isopropyl alcohol on a cloth if you have it. I had run out so I just used vodka. I know, it's not the right stuff, it'll leave a residue etc. I don't care, I'm just trying to save 20 quid here. Afterwards I used a clean cloth and cleaned and dried the hell out of the circuit board. Then I just reassembled it all and snapped the remote back together. It clipped back together fine. Then I drank the rest of the vodka.

And now my OK button is fully functional again! I think this approach is worth a shot if you don't want to give Humax any more money for their stupid remote. But if you really have to, you can get a new one here: http://www.amazon.co.uk/HUMAX-RM-F01-REMOTE-GENUINE-MADE/dp/B002ECV8P8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1352245416&sr=8-1

Monday, 22 October 2012

Leeds Memories - the 1990s Merrion Centre

I was idly pondering the Leeds Merrion Centre today and I thought I'd jot down some memories of Leeds generally in the mid 90s when I was a student at Leeds Uni.

Living in G-block of St Mark's flats on Woodhouse Lane (opposite the School of Mechanical Engineering), our choice for food shopping was limited. We invariably went to the Morrisons in the Merrion Centre, and hauled the shopping back up the hill - what a drag. If we were feeling flush we caught the bus for the short journey, just to avoid that 'orrible hill. Some in our circle had access to a car, and braved the funny Morrisons underground car-park. What an indulgence.



But! The Merrion Centre. What a treat, the most budget shopping centre Leeds has to offer. Even in the mid-nineties I could see it was an appalling 60s concrete wasteland. Entering from Clay Pit Lane, the first thing that struck me was the nasty subway, which reminded me of that bit in A Clockwork Orange where Alex and his droogs beat up a tramp. I used to feel quite uneasy walking through it. They bricked it up in the year 2000. Leading up from the subway to the Merrion Centre entrance was a breathtaking conceit - an outdoor escalator.



Albeit, it never ran when we used to use it, IIRC it was covered in moss, and I imagine it broke very soon after installation in the 70s. I mean, a metal escalator completely unprotected from the elements, whose loony idea was that? It's been replaced by concrete steps since.

Going through this entrance to the Merrion Centre, you would find yourself in a very odd narrow hall of shops with fibreglass frontages that made them appear to be a row of olde-worlde shoppes a la Diagon Alley - this was grandly titled the Georgian Arcade but the effect wasn't very convincing, situated as it was in a bright '60s mallspace opposite the glass windows that looked into Morrisons. It felt more like a scene from THX1138 than anything else.



I recall one of the shops was the kind of new-age place that stunk of pachouli oil and joss sticks. They sold overpriced CDs of whale-song and tribal chants, tie-dyed wall-hangings and little buddha ornaments. In typical student fashion I bought loads of this stuff although oddly I haven't lit a joss stick since 1997. Those shops were everywhere in 1994, especially in the now-defunct dark-arches Granary Wharf market.

The other notable tenant of the Georgian Arcade was a Tap and Spile pub. Amazingly it was a very nice and friendly pub and I spent quite a few happy hours in there drinking some amazing brews. My favourite was called "Whitby's Nut Brown" and it was like pure chocolate. Nom! Sadly this pub and all the other tenants in the arcade had their leases closed pending a redevelopment that never happened.

Moving into the Centre now, we pass a newsagent's shop, next to which is a thin indoor alley that leads to the Merrion Market. Dear traveller, what delights await you in the market? It really was the most unbelieveably inhumane and scruffy place, making the Kirkgate Market seem a cultural paradise.


I used to feel a weird vibe while roaming its oddly artificial labyrinth, wondering how any of the stallkeepers stayed in business, or stayed sane under the cold striplighting. Was this the 1960s vision of the future? I revisited in 2010 and it was even more of a ghost-town with many of the stalls permanently closed. A very spooky quiet lay on the place. I'm led to believe the plan is to close the whole thing down now and try to redevelop the place into bars and eateries for the new Leeds Arena.

Returning to the Merrion Centre proper, at the main indoor atrium entrance to Morrisons, let us pause a while to consider the blank wall opposite. Why is it blank? Shouldn't there be shops there? Well, beyond it lies a secret that only the Urban Explorers whisper about now. You see, a large Odeon Cinema opened in the Merrion Centre and although it closed in 1977, it still resides behind blanked-off doors within the building, it's seventies concession stands still intact, its vast main screen still waiting in the darkness, presumably ready to show the première of Star Wars yet.



I'll not enter Morrisons at this point - it was just a gloomy supermarket as I recall. Unremarkable, and certainly not as down-at-heel as Kwik-Save (with its depressing torn open cardboard boxes presenting the merchandise). Instead, let us proceed to the middle of the Centre where an odd central column contains a door and steps leading down into darkness. What is this?



Why it's Bar Phono, the north's finest dingy basement club! Starting as The WigWam Club in the 70s, in its gothic heyday in the 80s Le Phonographique (as was) claimed to have invented the classic goth 2-step backwards-forwards dance. A swift boogie on its tiny "dancefloor" soon explained away this claim to fame - On the stickiest linoleum imaginable with nary 12 feet from wall to wall, an imposing structural pillar stood slap in the middle of the space. So, dancing backwards and forwards in this tiny corner was de rigeur. I have fond memories of the place, even though I was far too late to see it in its prime. Student nurses in black fishnets or black wedding dresses. Surly but gentle chaps with black nailpolish. Pints of snakebite. All good fun.

Swiftly moving on towards the Merrion Street entrance, one passed a large glass display cabinet containing an odd contraption, The Featherstone-Kite Openwork Basketweave Mark Two Gentleman’s Flying Machine.



This is the work of Rowland Emett, and can also be seen in this Pathé video. Emett was a type of Heath Robinson style inventor, and was also responsible for one of my favourite memories of childhood, the The Aqua Tintinnabulator water clock found in Nottingham's Victoria Centre. So the guy had a rep for adding a touch of wonder to many an urban shopping experience.

Okay folks, I'm all out of Merrion Centre memories now. Hope this brought back a happy memory or two to anybody out there. Please comment if you have any you'd like to share.